"You want Don Juan Demarco...

...the world's greatest lover, to talk to you...?

What do you know of Great Love...?

Have you ever loved a woman

until milk leaks from her

as though she had just given birth to love itself

and now must feed it or burst...?

Have you ever tasted a woman

until she believed that she could be satisfied

only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her...?

Have you ever loved a woman so completely

that the sound of your voice in your ear

could cause her body to shudder

and exploring such intense pleasure

that only weeping could bring her full release...?

...where is Don Octavio de Flores?"